11k-"Parental Guidance is suggested"
125k-"Mooooo - hahahahaha- moo!"
56k-"Aye, if elected mayor, my first act will be to kill
the whole lot of ya, and burn ya town ta cinders!"
23k-"sometimes your wealth of ignorance astounds me"
37k-"whoa, looks like he's trying to jump over her, but
he can't quite make it. C'mon boy, you can do it!"
38k-"Get in the fast lane, grandma.. the bingo game is
about to roll!"
44k-"Whoa, another acid flashback.. I'd hate to be drivin'
a bus right now"
30k-"Thank you for coming.. I'll see you in hell!"
90k-"maybe it's the beer talking, marge, but you've got
a but that won't quit.. they got these..."
8k-"Scotty, beam me up"
22k-"You ask me one more question and I'm beating the
shit out of you!"
17k-"Dig your own grave, and save!"
55k-(snippit of the song)
26k-(Unless you're just a snot-rocket scientist, you'll
probably figure this one out from the name.)
29k-(From the movie "Clerks") "thirty seven.. my girlfriend
sucked 37 dicks!" "in a row?"
8k-(Arnold's famous "I'll be back"
48k-"c'mere cutie, hey, c'mere" (zip sndeft) "moan"
20k-"I wouldn't make it a habbit, callin' me that son"(John
126k-(snippit of the song)
24k-"Pardon my french... but you're an asshole!" (Ferris
Buller's Day off)
16k-(Butthead) "Hey, it was free, asswipe!"
35k-(Butthead) "huh heh, that would be cool, huh heh"
9k-(Tom Hanks) "Houston, we have a problem."
14k-"I've got a bad feeling about this" (Harrison Ford)
20k-(Arnold's Famous quote) "hasta la vista, baby"
23k-"This guy couldn't get laid in a monkey whore house,
with a bag of bananas"
23k-"Aww, there's only one can of beer left, and it's
32k-"Buttman! Na na na na na na na na Buttman!"
44k-"Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you" (whipping sounds/scream)
16k-"You spineless bimbo."
8k-(Dennis Leary)"Bite me, it's fun."
41k-"No one, is to stone anyone, until I blow this whistle!"
22k-(from back to the future) "Hey you, get your damn
hands off her!"
60k-"I have come here, to chew bubblegum, and kick ass...
and I'm all out of bubblegum."
13k-(Homer) "Ahhh! Boogeyman!"
57k-(snippit of a cute song)
12k-(Bullwinkle) "Ohh, don't know my own strength!"
71k-(Al Bundy) "No, actually, the family credo is: hooters,
hooters, yum yum yum... (etc)
42k-(From the mask, I think)
42k-(George Carlin) "Hey, which one of you cute little
cupcakes wants to come home with me, cook me a nice meal, and give me a
15k-"I'd want to press those buttons, buddy"
13k-(From Toy Story) "Don't even think about it, cowboy!"
34k-(some chick) "Candy is dandy, but diamonds just might
get you laid"
78k-(I think it's Roger Miller on speed
43k-(Homer) "The other day, I was so desperate for a
beer, I snuck into the football stadium, and ate the dirt under the bleachers."
106k-(From the Adams Family Movie) cute!
27k- "Lets just say my curious George doll, is no longer
31k-"Cut it out!!!!"
25k-(song) "I wanna hold you in parenthesis"
23k-"I fart in your general direction!"
24k-(some chick) "Excuse me, do I have 'fuck me' written
on my forehead?"
45k-(From Friends) (too long to type out, but cute)
76k-(Daffy Duck.. too long to type out, but cute.)
18k-(Darth Vader) "Indeed you are powerful."
41k-"There is but one cause for me to follow... I'll
murder da bum!"
50k-(Homer) "19. hit me. 20. hit me. 21. hit me 22. DOH!"
63k-(Homer) (whip noises, female moaning) "he he he he,
call me daddy"
53k-(moe) "For the love of God.. somebody get the jaws
12k-(McCoy) "He's dead Jim!"
17k-(Daffy Duck) "You're dispicable!"
90k-(Beavis and Butthead talking about destroying stuff)
79k-(Simpsons) "Listen to me you.. when I catch you,
I'm gonna pull out your eyes, and shove em down your pants, so you can
watch me kick the crap out of you, Okay? then I'm gonna use your tounge
to paint my bar.
63k-(song snippit.. toooo funny! must hear!) "Have you
ever wondered if your mom gave dad a blowjob, just before she kissed you
11k-(Friends) "That's good, just keep rubbing your head."
20k-(mission impossible) "This disk will self destruct
in five seconds"
34k-(Simpsons) "Don't worry homer, it'll reboot itself-(burp)"
10k-(Bart) "Don't make me say it!"
70k(Duckman) "So you're not sexually active?" "I'm VERY
sexually active!" "With another person?" "Oh.. uhh.. no"
49k-(Homer) "I am so smart, I am so smart.. S-M-R-Teee
.. I mean, S-M-A-Rrr-Tee"
12k-(Tommy Boy) "Geesh, I'm an idiot!"
24k-(Butthead) "huh heh What a dork! huh heh"
67k-(song snippit) "Baby take off your dress.. yes, yes,
7k-(Val Kilmer) "Exqueeze me?"
11k-(3 stooges) "I'm tryin' ta think but nuddin' happn's"
11k-(Kramer from Seinfield) "You're Crazy!"
64k-A Barney Hater's Dream!
48k-(From Highlander)"I've got something to say.. it's
better to burn out, than to fade away!"
22k-(Airplane) "Get that finger out of your ear... you
don't know where that finger has been!"
12k-(Star Wars) "Use the force, Luke!"
83k-(Friends) "You waited too long to make your move,
and now you're in the friend zone. no, I'm not in the friend zone. Ross,
you're mayor of the zone!"
117k-(Homer) "Remember when I got caught stealing all
those watches from Sears? Well, that's nothing cause YOU have a gambling
problem!..." (more too)
43k-(STTNG-Whorf) "It is a good day to die... but the
day, is not yet over."
20k-(Butthead) "He's fallen, and he can't get it up."
69k-"Is it twue what they say about the way you people
are... gifted? (zip) Oh, it's twue!"
29k-(Robin Williams) "Gooooood Mornin' Vietnam!!!"
13k-(Ren and Stimpy) "have you lost your mind?"
53k-(Simpsons) "Uh-oh, my heart just stoped... oh, there
53k-(Queensriche) "Hello? Hello?... Perhaps you need
15k-(Commercial) "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
23k-(Yoda) "Help you, I can... yesss, ummmmm"
80k-(Simpsons) Ya just HAVE to hear this one.. I'm not
ruining it for you!