Welcome to The Funny Bone's Wave Files section!


Be forwarned, some of these files contain strong, adult language/situations so listen to them at your own risk! Remember you have been warned!

You might start by listening to our Apology Wav which is our answer to those whimpy individuals who ignored the warnings, and then had the balls to email us,complaining about the language/content of these files.
(The quality is this wav is lacking, but we liked it too much to omit it.. the rest are better quality)

Each and every one of these files has been downsized by changing the sound quality to our patented "shitty" setting, for faster download times! We hope you enjoy them more than we enjoyed slaving over a hot server all day just so you could listen to this useless crap.


RatedPG.wav
11k-"Parental Guidance is suggested"
Mad Cow.wav
125k-"Mooooo - hahahahaha- moo!"
Willie.wav
56k-"Aye, if elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of ya, and burn ya town ta cinders!"
astounding.wav
23k-"sometimes your wealth of ignorance astounds me"
bartdog.wav
37k-"whoa, looks like he's trying to jump over her, but he can't quite make it. C'mon boy, you can do it!"
grandma.wav
38k-"Get in the fast lane, grandma.. the bingo game is about to roll!"
acidflash.wav
44k-"Whoa, another acid flashback.. I'd hate to be drivin' a bus right now"
Clerk.wav
30k-"Thank you for coming.. I'll see you in hell!"
Homer.wav
90k-"maybe it's the beer talking, marge, but you've got a but that won't quit.. they got these..."
beam.wav
8k-"Scotty, beam me up"
beatshit.wav
22k-"You ask me one more question and I'm beating the shit out of you!"
grave.wav
17k-"Dig your own grave, and save!"
2sexy.wav
55k-(snippit of the song)
6farts.wav
26k-(Unless you're just a snot-rocket scientist, you'll probably figure this one out from the name.)
37dicks.wav
29k-(From the movie "Clerks") "thirty seven.. my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!" "in a row?"
beback.wav
8k-(Arnold's famous "I'll be back"
becca.wav
48k-"c'mere cutie, hey, c'mere" (zip sndeft) "moan"
Habit.wav
20k-"I wouldn't make it a habbit, callin' me that son"(John Wayne)
ass2nite.wav
126k-(snippit of the song)
asshole1.wav
24k-"Pardon my french... but you're an asshole!" (Ferris Buller's Day off)
Asswipe.wav
16k-(Butthead) "Hey, it was free, asswipe!"
Becool.wav
35k-(Butthead) "huh heh, that would be cool, huh heh"
housprob.wav
9k-(Tom Hanks) "Houston, we have a problem."
han.wav
14k-"I've got a bad feeling about this" (Harrison Ford)
astalavi.wav
20k-(Arnold's Famous quote) "hasta la vista, baby"
bananas.wav
23k-"This guy couldn't get laid in a monkey whore house, with a bag of bananas"
BartBeer.wav
23k-"Aww, there's only one can of beer left, and it's Bart's."
Buttman.wav
32k-"Buttman! Na na na na na na na na Buttman!"
beth.wav
44k-"Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you" (whipping sounds/scream)
Bimbo.wav
16k-"You spineless bimbo."
bite.wav
8k-(Dennis Leary)"Bite me, it's fun."
blowwhis.wav
41k-"No one, is to stone anyone, until I blow this whistle!"
btf02.wav
22k-(from back to the future) "Hey you, get your damn hands off her!"
bubblegm.wav
60k-"I have come here, to chew bubblegum, and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
Boogeyman.wav
13k-(Homer) "Ahhh! Boogeyman!"
boomdiya.wav
57k-(snippit of a cute song)
Bullwnk1.wav
12k-(Bullwinkle) "Ohh, don't know my own strength!"
Bundy22.wav
71k-(Al Bundy) "No, actually, the family credo is: hooters, hooters, yum yum yum... (etc)
catcall.wav
42k-(From the mask, I think)
cupcakes.wav
42k-(George Carlin) "Hey, which one of you cute little cupcakes wants to come home with me, cook me a nice meal, and give me a blowjob?"
buttons.wav
15k-"I'd want to press those buttons, buddy"
buz2.wav
13k-(From Toy Story) "Don't even think about it, cowboy!"
candy.wav
34k-(some chick) "Candy is dandy, but diamonds just might get you laid"
Dedodedo.wav
78k-(I think it's Roger Miller on speed
DesperBeer.wav
43k-(Homer) "The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium, and ate the dirt under the bleachers."
doitagan.wav
106k-(From the Adams Family Movie) cute!
cgdoll.wav
27k- "Lets just say my curious George doll, is no longer curious" (Friends)
cutitout.wav
31k-"Cut it out!!!!"
cyberhug.wav
25k-(song) "I wanna hold you in parenthesis"
fart.wav
23k-"I fart in your general direction!"
Forehead.wav
24k-(some chick) "Excuse me, do I have 'fuck me' written on my forehead?"
grabass.wav
45k-(From Friends) (too long to type out, but cute)
Dafdisnt.wav
76k-(Daffy Duck.. too long to type out, but cute.)
Darth.wav
18k-(Darth Vader) "Indeed you are powerful."
Dawg.wav
41k-"There is but one cause for me to follow... I'll murder da bum!"
Hitme.wav
50k-(Homer) "19. hit me. 20. hit me. 21. hit me 22. DOH!"
homer_an.wav
63k-(Homer) (whip noises, female moaning) "he he he he, call me daddy"
jaws.wav
53k-(moe) "For the love of God.. somebody get the jaws of life!"
deadjim.wav
12k-(McCoy) "He's dead Jim!"
Despicbl.wav
17k-(Daffy Duck) "You're dispicable!"
destroy.wav
90k-(Beavis and Butthead talking about destroying stuff)
Kickcrap.wav
79k-(Simpsons) "Listen to me you.. when I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes, and shove em down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap out of you, Okay? then I'm gonna use your tounge to paint my bar.
mom&dad.wav
63k-(song snippit.. toooo funny! must hear!) "Have you ever wondered if your mom gave dad a blowjob, just before she kissed you goodnight?"
rubhead.wav
11k-(Friends) "That's good, just keep rubbing your head."
destruct.wav
20k-(mission impossible) "This disk will self destruct in five seconds"
dntworry.wav
34k-(Simpsons) "Don't worry homer, it'll reboot itself-(burp)"
dontmake.wav
10k-(Bart) "Don't make me say it!"
sexactiv.wav
70k(Duckman) "So you're not sexually active?" "I'm VERY sexually active!" "With another person?" "Oh.. uhh.. no"
smart.wav
49k-(Homer) "I am so smart, I am so smart.. S-M-R-Teee .. I mean, S-M-A-Rrr-Tee"
tbidiot.wav
12k-(Tommy Boy) "Geesh, I'm an idiot!"
Dork.wav
24k-(Butthead) "huh heh What a dork! huh heh"
dressoff.wav
67k-(song snippit) "Baby take off your dress.. yes, yes, yes"
exqueeze.wav
7k-(Val Kilmer) "Exqueeze me?"
think.wav
11k-(3 stooges) "I'm tryin' ta think but nuddin' happn's"
yourcrazy.wav
11k-(Kramer from Seinfield) "You're Crazy!"
barney-2.wav
64k-A Barney Hater's Dream!
Fadeaway.wav
48k-(From Highlander)"I've got something to say.. it's better to burn out, than to fade away!"
finger.wav
22k-(Airplane) "Get that finger out of your ear... you don't know where that finger has been!"
force.wav
12k-(Star Wars) "Use the force, Luke!"
friendzone.wav
83k-(Friends) "You waited too long to make your move, and now you're in the friend zone. no, I'm not in the friend zone. Ross, you're mayor of the zone!"
GambProb.wav
117k-(Homer) "Remember when I got caught stealing all those watches from Sears? Well, that's nothing cause YOU have a gambling problem!..." (more too)
gddy2die.wav
43k-(STTNG-Whorf) "It is a good day to die... but the day, is not yet over."
Getitup.wav
20k-(Butthead) "He's fallen, and he can't get it up."
gifted.wav
69k-"Is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted? (zip) Oh, it's twue!"
Goodmorn.wav
29k-(Robin Williams) "Gooooood Mornin' Vietnam!!!"
haveyou.wav
13k-(Ren and Stimpy) "have you lost your mind?"
heart.wav
53k-(Simpsons) "Uh-oh, my heart just stoped... oh, there it goes."
heloshot.wav
53k-(Queensriche) "Hello? Hello?... Perhaps you need another shot."
helpfall.wav
15k-(Commercial) "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
help.wav
23k-(Yoda) "Help you, I can... yesss, ummmmm"
hmrfart.wav
80k-(Simpsons) Ya just HAVE to hear this one.. I'm not ruining it for you!

*** New *** By popular demand!!! --> Duckjob.wav!
296k- but WELL worth the wait! An internet tradition, it's a must hear!

Also, spanky.wav 47k for Spanky of Spanky's World!

Coming Soon.. The Funny Bone Wave Files II (The Sequel)

 

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